4113 NW 22nd Street $470,000

10-year warranty—a worry-free home! Ever dreamt of a place where the sun is always shining, the grill is always sizzling, and the canal is basically your backyard swimming pool (minus the chlorine fuss)? Say hello to this brand-spanking-new Cape Coral gem! 4 Bedrooms, 3 Baths: Two of those bedrooms are duking it out for the “master” title—each has its own bathroom and direct access to the lanai. So if you’re tired of your sibling hogging the real master suite, here’s a place where everyone can pretend they’re the boss. Lanai with Cabana Bath & Summer Kitchen: Bring your inner grill master to life while you wave at the kayakers in the canal. (Tip: Bonus points for shouting, “Dinner’s ready!” at random passersby.) Metal Roof: Because Florida storms can’t even faze this bad boy—it’s like the suit of armor for your fairytale castle! Paver Driveway: Roll in like a VIP and park in your spacious 2-car garage, perfect for your car, golf cart, or even that inflatable flamingo you refuse to deflate. Living Area = 1,912 sq. ft. (2,728 sq. ft. total): That’s a whole lot of room for dance-offs or practicing your cartwheels. All on a 10,000 sq. ft. lot, which is basically an open invitation for backyard barbecues and epic cornhole tournaments. Security Cameras: Because you can’t put a price on catching your cousin sneaking the last soda at 3 a.m. Evidence secured! And the best part (drumroll, please): Chase Bank is offering up to $7,500 toward your closing costs, which means more money for pool floats, tiki torches, or that professional burger-flipping spatula you’ve had your eye on. Ready to star in your own sunshine-filled comedy? Book a showing before your future neighbors beat you to it and steal all your punchlines!

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